THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LINK MY ARM.
WE'LL TRY AND LEAVE WITH SOME DIGNITY.

- IF IT WAS YOU COULD ADD A ZERO TO THAT,
- SEVENTY QUID?

HE SAID, "YOU JAMMY BASTARD"
AND I REPLIED, "DON'T BE BLUE, PETER."

- GRAFFITI? WHAT, IN THE HOTEL?
- NO, THERE'S NEVER ANY GRAFFITI IN THE HOTEL.

SO WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- THE VERY SAME. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

WELL, YOU KNOW, "WHEN DE BOOT COOMS IN".

- LYNN, ARE YOU WEARING PERFUME?
- YES.

(GARGLING NOISE)

COULD GO YOUR WAY, COULD GO MINE.

- THANK GOD FOR THAT.
- AYE AYE.

IF YOU COME UP WITH ANYTHING ELSE,
THEN I DON'T WANT YOU TO HESITATE TO CALL...

THE STAFF ARE POLITE, BUT THEIR SMILES ARE...

- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- AND YOU.

- THERE'S SONJA TALKING TO THE BUILDERS.
- OH, GOD!

GO FOR DRINK WITH HEAD OF PROGRAMMES.

AND WHAT DID YOU HAVE
FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?

# WE ROLL AND FALL IN GREEN