- MY MAN'S GOT TO BE WAYNE.
- WAYNE SLEEP? THE JACKET AND THE BOOTS.

I REMEMBER I HIT A FOX ONCE
IN THE PEAK DISTRICT.

WHERE YOU SAID "REVOLUTION, NOT EVOLUTION".

AAH. DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I'LL POP THAT WITH THE OTHERS.

OH, I COME FROM ACTON IN WEST LONDON.

YOU MUST HAVE GOT UP TO A FEW PRANKS.

THE STRING BACK JUST GIVES YOU
A BIT OF EXTRA PURCHASE.

THE "DAILY MAIL"?
ARGUABLY THE BEST NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD.

I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'VE GOT ANY ARMY STORIES ABOUT THEM?

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT?

THE NESBITT SISTERS THERE.
TONIGHT, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DEATH.

NO. TEX. SHORT FOR TERRY AND TEXAS AND THAT.

HAVE YOUS ALL DONE,
MAYBE LIKE TO ORDER A DESSERT?

WELCOME TO TAPE TWO
OF "LET GO WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE",

- SMELL THE CHEESE.
- NO, I DON'T WANT TO.

GREAT. THE FAT ENVELOPE. NOT YOU, LYNN.

(COWBOY ACCENT) YEAH. I THINK I'LL GO
AND READ SIMON HEFFER ON THE VERANDA.

YOU MEAN THEM TRANSEXUALS? I'VE SEEN THEM
BUT THEY'RE DISGUSTING. I KEPT AWAY FROM THEM.