NO, THAT'S A BIT TOO FAR-FETCHED.

CHOCOLATE ADDICTION
WILL NEVER BE AS DESTRUCTIVE AS DRUG ADDICTION.

I LOVE BRAVE PEOPLE.
SIR DONALD CAMPBELL. EVEL KNIEVEL.

- OH, I'M SO EXCITED.
- ACTUALLY...

THAT PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING
FROM "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN", BUT WITH ANIMALS.

- YOU WERE ON THE TOILET.
- WAS I ON THAT LONG?

- LOVED YOUR ARTICLE IN THE GUARDIAN, BY THE WAY.
- REALLY?

THIS CHEMICAL TOILET IS A SANIFLO 33.

- CHRIS?
- OH, ALAN.

- THE RETIRED POLICEMAN WHO'S NOT A CON MAN?
- YES.

- GET READY FOR THE TAX PEOPLE.
- CHILL OUT, BABE...LOVE...LYNN.

- HE WAS GETTING THE AERIAL.
- I KNOW. I WAS BEING RHETORICAL.

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LINK MY ARM.
WE'LL TRY AND LEAVE WITH SOME DIGNITY.

CABBAGES. DON'T LIKE CABBAGES AT ALL.
LET'S GET THROUGH THIS LOT.

KING ROAD.

DON'T DRAW A COCK!

I STAND CORRECTED
SAID THE MAN IN THE ORTHOPAEDIC SHOES!

OH, GREAT. NIGEL REES' BOOK OF HUMOROUS GRAFFITI.