I WAS TECHNICALLY IN CHARGE OF A MOTOR VEHICLE THEN.

FINE. SQUEEZE A DOUBLE BED IN
AND I CAN OPEN THE DOOR AND STEP ONTO THE BED.

- I'VE GOT NEEDS...
- GOOD.

ALAN!

RIGHT.

BUT THEN SHE COMMITTED
A GROSS ACT UPON HIS PERSON,

SONJA, I'LL HANDLE THIS.
GO AND SIT IN THE STATIC HOME.

TOILET DOOR BALANCED
ON A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE EFFECT.

THEY START OFF THE SIZE OF MINI FRISBEES,
AND THEY END UP LIKE ACTUAL-SIZE PARACETAMOL.

DON'T DRESS AS A WHORE OR HE'LL THUMP YOU.

UTTER, UTTER NUTTERS.

- CHOCOLATE ONES?
- DON'T MIND, REALLY.

THERE GOES KAREN COLMAN.

IN MY PRE-HAIR DAYS.

AYE. WE'D HAVE TO BREED.

I'M JUST PREPARING A JOKE FOR THEM,
WHICH SHOULD BE FUN.

IT'D BE INTERESTING TO TALK TO YOU.
I'M THE PRODUCER AS WELL AS THE PRESENTER.

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