HELLO.

- DID HE LEAVE A MESSAGE?
- NO.

ALAN, YOU'VE COME FREE AT THE SIDE.

- WHAT'S HER BOOK LIKE?
- DON'T REFER TO ME AS "HER".

ANY TIME IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES.

GET SOME WINDSCREEN WASHER FLUID.

HE LIVED THE AMERICAN DREAM.
BUILT A HUGE EMPIRE.

I THINK I'LL GO TO MY ROOM AND LEAN ON THE SINK.

SHALL I LEAVE THAT?

- CAN I HAVE A SECOND SERIES?
- WHO AM I?

- THAT'S TERRIBLE.
- A DISASTER. I DON'T WANT MY FACE ON THIS!

I DON'T ACTUALLY AGREE WITH THAT.
I KNOW SOME PEOPLE DO, BUT I DON'T.

BUT WHAT IF HE HADN'T BEEN PLASTIC?

LOVE TO. YEAH.

OH, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN? CLICK, CLICK.

SNAZZY HEADSTONE THERE.

IN NORWICH...FOR A BIT.

ER, NO, I WON'T BE ONE.