- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. THEY WON'T ASK ABOUT IT.

IF WE SET IT UP NOW,
THEN MICHAEL CAN PRESS THE BUTTON TO LET YOU GO.

INSURANCE. AND, NO OFFENCE, LYNN...

- STILL WATCHING YOU, ALAN.
- I KNOW.

GOOD. GOOD.

I KNOW YOU'VE HAD PROBLEMS IN THE PAST...

LISTENERS, I HAVE SOMEONE ON THE LINE
WHO FEARS HE MAY BE A GAY.

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

PLAY? THEY WERE DOING IMPERSONATIONS OF ME.

- I KNOW I SAID ALL THAT STUFF.
- NO, NO.

THEY KNOW WHO I AM,
BUT YOU COULD BE A SEX OFFENDER.

NO? HE'S GONE. PITY.
MARVELLOUS LITTLE TAPAS BAR THERE.

YOU FILL IN THE POND WITH CONCRETE,
PLOUGH THE FAMILY INTO THE FIELD,

- THANKS FOR THE SOUVENIR.
- NO PROBLEM.

IT'S HIS FATHER.

I WAS SHOWING IT TO A GEORDIE LAST NIGHT
AND I'VE GONE AND LEFT IT IN HIS BLOODY HANDS.

AND COULD YOU TOP IT UP WITH SOME GORDON'S GIN?

WENT TO SILVERSTONE,
SHOOK JACKIE STEWART'S HAND! SUPERB!