A PARACHUTE COMES OUT WITH A UNION JACK ON IT...

ALAN, I SPILT SUNNY DELIGHT
ALL OVER YOUR JAMES BOND VIDEOS.

OH.

- # KEEP IT TURNING... #
- I COULD PRETEND TO BE YOUR WIFE.

THE GOOD NEWS.

IN WHICH CASE
I WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S HAPPENED.

DAN! DAN!

THEY'LL THINK YOU'LL WANT TO JOIN IN. I'LL PAUSE IT.

I MEAN, HELLO?

SOD 'EM!

GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR.

I'LL SEE WHERE YOUR DRINK IS.

THEY'RE GOOD FOR MAKING A POINT.
ERROR ONE, RIGHT..

BAPTISM? HOW WILL THEY GET YOU TO THE FONT?
THEY'D NEED FOUR MEN TO LIFT YOU.

- DID YOU SEND IT?
- NO, I SENT YOU A CHOCOLATE ORANGE,

- SHE'S A GOOD COOK.
- SHE DOES A FANTASTIC ENGLISH BREAKFAST.

I'D LOVE TO MAKE
A GENUINELY POPULAR WINE PROGRAMME.

YEAH. WAYNE SLEEP.