HELLO. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE ROOM?

THEN I FOUGHT SOME ZOMBIES WITH A BOY IN CARE.
WIPED THE FLOOR WITH HIM.

I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO, I'M NOT DRIVING
A MINI METRO, I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.

LYNN'S NOT MY WIFE. SHE'S MY P.A.

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM IS...

- I'VE NOT GOT CANCER.
- YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.

THAT WAS NORWICH-BASED SINGER
CHRISTIAN LE VAUX

COME ON, CHRIS.
YOU'VE SEEN DOZENS OF CONTRACTS LIKE THAT.

THE LOCAL FIRE BRIGADE IN TENT FOUR.

TIME TO RUN YOURSELF A BIG BATH. IT'S CHRIS REA.

- SHE LOOKED A BIT LIKE HIM.
- A BIG NOSE AND MAD HAIR?

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".

IT REMINDS ME WHEN WE CAMOUFLAGED OURSELVES
BECAUSE WE WERE DOING JUNGLE EXERCISES...

YOURS HAD HAIRS AT THE BASE
AND A DOTTED LINE EMANATING FROM THE CROWN.

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.

(ALAN) LET'S GO!

MASSIVE, IT IS.

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