IT'S HIS FATHER.

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND.

ALL I GOT THERE WAS "BROKEN HOMES".
AND A BROKEN HOME IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR EVIL.

SINCE OWNING A LEXUS,
IT'S AMAZING THE NUMBER OF LEXI YOU SEE AROUND.

I TOLD HER I DISAPPROVE OF WORKPLACE RELATIONSHIPS,
BUT SHIT HAPPENS.

YOU KNOW WHEN THERE'S NOTHING COMING UP?

NEXT WEEK'S GUEST PETROL WILL BE... TEXACO AGAIN.

- GIN AND TONIC?
- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, FINE.

GET ONE THERE, HE'S GOING DOWN.

- NO, IT'S FINE.
- DO YOU KNOW YOU'VE CHOCOLATE ON YOUR FACE?

THEY'RE TRAINED AND VERY RIGHT-WING.

THE OTHER ONE BURNT DOWN.

THE BOX SAYS, "NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN."
I WOULDN'T TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THAT.

- YOU EVER BEEN TO IRELAND, ALAN?
- NO. I'D LOVE TO GO.

- WHY DON'T YOU JUST APOLOGISE AND...
- MOO!

FROM THE LITTLE-BITTY CHEF.

- WE DON'T DO THAT.
- THE WET T-SHIRT THINGS.

YOU MUST HAVE PRESSED
THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "YES".