CERTAINLY NOT "BRAVO TWO ZERO" BY ANDY MCNAB,
WHICH ACTUALLY IMPROVES WITH EVERY READ.

IRONIC, REALLY. HE WORKED
IN TELEVISION HIS WHOLE LIFE

NO. THAT'S A RAZOR.
COULD HAVE DONE WITH THAT FOR THE CRACKLING.

- SO THIS IS APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- YEAH.

I WISH I WAS. TAKE THIS CHEESE.

- THANKS VEY MUCH.
- LET'S WATCH "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"!

WELL... TO BE HONEST, I'M CHUFFED LIKE MAD.
SHE WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT!

- CROSSED WIRES.
- SHALL WE GO TO APACHE?

THERE IS TO BE NO SECOND SERIES, AND I'VE
LISTENED TO YOUR IDEAS, I'VE LISTENED TO THEM ALL,

I'M AFRAID I NEED TO WATCH MY FIGURE.

- IF I CAN TURN TO YOU, KATE.
- SURE.

THERE HAVE BEEN MORE COMPLAINTS FROM FARMERS.

MR PARTRIDGE, HE SELLS KITCHENS
FOR 15 YEARS, BUT HE CAN'T COOK.

WE'LL STEAL A TRAFFIC CONE AND GO OFF SOMEWHERE.

I'VE EATEN FOUR AND I'VE GOT TWO WHITE ONES LEFT,
I DON'T LIKE THEM AS MUCH,

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH,

IS THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE HOLIDAYING
IN ENGLAND. I'LL DRINK TO THAT. CHEERS!

(KNOCKING)