IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

YOU SEE, AT APACHE, WE... WAAY!

- THEN THE CHEMICAL DEPENDENCY GREW WORSE?
- YEAH.

NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST A SWITCH.

SLEEP WELL, MICHAEL.

MRS MONEYPENNY'S AN EEJIT! SHE'S AN EEJIT!

VALENTINE'S DAY TODAY, EH? LOVE IS IN THE AIR.

- JILL, I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO SHEATHS.
- NO WHAT?

- DID YOU LIKE IT?
- I LOVED IT.

FANNY HAIR!

AFTER SIX HOURS OF SURGERY,
THE HAND WAS SEWN BACK ON.

I'M WATCHING ALL THE BOND FILMS
WITH MY FRIEND MICHAEL.

..THROUGH CHILDHOOD
TO YOUR DRUG ADDICTION AND PROSTITUTION...

ONE OF THOSE VEY FRAGILE ONES
WITH A SCREW-ON CUP/CAP.

HOW DO CLOWNS GO DOWN IN SOUTH AFRICA?

(WHISTLES)

RUDDY BLOODY GOOD, ACTUALLY.

AND A SEGMENT OF LEMON,