I COULD HAVE BEEN R2-D2.

BIG BIRD.

UM...

- HOW'S IT GOING, MR PARTRIDGE?
- YEAH, COOL.

ALL RIGHT. I KNOW.

- YOU DON'T WANT TO WASH THE DISHES?
- LET'S MAKE LOVE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

VERY MALTY.

# AND I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME WITH YOU

- DO "BLUE PETER" WANT TO FILM HERE?
- NO.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

IT'S FUNNIER THAN RAIN.

- WOULD YOU LIKE A CUBAN CIGAR, TONY?
- YES, PLEASE.

OH, MY GOD! TONY HAYERS IS DEAD.

WITH THAT MAKE-UP, THEY'RE NEITHER ONE THING
NOR THE OTHER. ARE THEY ALLOWED ON BUSES?

CHEERS!

- LET'S DO AN INTERVIEW.
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

YES.

IN YOUR CASE, IT WAS BRAVO 6-O.