I'M SORRY, ALAN. I DIDN'T KNOW.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING ROUND A SCHOOL?

IT LOOKS LIKE PORRIDGE!

IT'S HIS FATHER.

IT DID FOR ME. I DONE BETTER THAN A CUDDLE LAST NIGHT.
L HAD FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN.

OK. WHAT ARE WE DOING TO THE PLANET?
WELL, IT'S "PURPLE RAIN".

- JILL, I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO SHEATHS.
- NO WHAT?

- WHO'S WE?
- ME AND MY FRIEND FROM CHURCH.

(CAMP VOLCE) WELL, HELLO, ALAN,

OH, AYE. I RECKON IT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA, LIKE.

IF IT WAS JUST POTATOES THAT WERE AFFECTED,

I DON'T HAVE DONKEYS,
AND IF I DID I WOULDN'T FEED THEM CHIPS.

BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

YEAH, YEAH. UM... WHAT'S ROUND THE BACK?

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE GOING OUT,

OH, I COME FROM ACTON IN WEST LONDON.

THIS BOOK WOULD FIT INTO AN ATTACHE CASE

I WAS DRUNK, YOU KNOW. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
ASLEEP ON THE SINK, JUST LIKE THIS.