SO WE WANT TO GIVE OUR SALES FORCE
SOMETHING INSPIRATIONAL.

- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?

IT'S NOT A CRANK CALL.
WHY HAVE YOU PUT IT ON THERE?

THEN YOU'LL KISS ME.

I THINK THAT IS POSSIBLY
THE WORST IDEA I HAVE EVER HAD.

EXCELLENT. AND THE BAD NEWS?

- VANDALS GOT TO YOUR CAR AGAIN?
- AFRAID SO, THIRD TIME. SCUM. SUB-HUMAN SCUM.

THIS IS MICHAEL. HE SELLS KITCHENS.

YOU'VE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG.

TELL ME YOUR NAME.

JET FROM "GLADIATORS" TO HOST
A MILLENNIUM BARN DANCE AT YEOVIL AERODROME.

- THERE HE GOES.
- IS THAT HIS PICKUP TRUCK?

NO, BUT THIS COULD BE A COMPACT SWISS CHALET.

- YOU DISAPPEARED PRETTY SHARPISH.
- AYE. A SCALDED CAT RUNS AWAY.

- THAT'S TERRIBLE.
- A DISASTER. I DON'T WANT MY FACE ON THIS!

- IT'S RALPH LAUREN.
- CAN I HAVE A SNIFF?

YOU'VE SAID IT AGAIN!
JUST BECAUSE I'VE GOT A SHIT TABLE.

SORRY. I SHOULDN'T TOUCH MEMBERS OF STAFF