FOSTER'S MENSWEAR SAID YES -
IF YOU GET THE SECOND SERIES

(WOMAN CHEER)

THAT'S VEY GOOD.

I'M GOING TO GET A GINSTER'S FROM THE FRIDGE.
PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

HELLO, IT'S ALAN AGAIN. I'VE LOCKED YOU ALL
IN THE BOARDROOM SO YOU DON'T GET ME.

- YOU DON'T THINK IT'S A BIT TIGHT IN HERE?
- NOT REALLY.

ALTHOUGH MY COUSIN DID ONCE BUY A PIRATED
TWEENIE FROM A COVERED MARKET IN BRUNDALL

- I LOVE YOUR "DEEP BATH".
- DAN'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU.

THEY DIDN'T BAT AN EYELID.
I'LL JUST TELL THEM IT'S ME.

WHO TORTURES YOU BY PUTTING YOUR HAIR
IN A FAX MACHINE AND PRESSING "SEND".

- MY MAN'S GOT TO BE WAYNE.
- WAYNE SLEEP? THE JACKET AND THE BOOTS.

ANYWAY, TIME FOR ME NOW TO HAND OVER TO A MAN

- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.

JILL, YOU ARE SO DIRTY!

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT - YOU FARMERS,
YOU DON'T LIKE OUTSIDERS, DO YOU?

(IMITATES ACCENT)..PYROTECHNICS.

I'VE NARROWED IT DOWN TO "LORD HOUSE"

I'M JOKING, OF COURSE IT'S NOT,