A PINT OF BITTER, A BIG MARKER PEN, WHATEVER.

ALL RIGHT. GOODNIGHT, ALAN.

I THOUGHT WE'D CELEBRATE
BY WATCHING "SPARTACUS" WITH CORNED BEEF HASH.

HE USED TO FLIRT WITH LYNN ALL THE TIME.

HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A CINEMA TICKET TO "SHREK".

MICHAEL, IT'S A NERYS FOR YOU.

BY ONE OR TWO LISTENERS, AND A NEWSPAPER.

THE TERRORIST IS DISORIENTED
FROM THE STUN GRENADES.

COME BACK! I'LL RIP YOUR BLOODY HEAD OFF!

BANG!

- I'VE GOT YOU ALL A PRESENT.
- TA, AL.

OK, IT'S 7 A.M.
AND FIRST OF ALL WE GOT CHINA CRISIS.

ON THE LINE, WE HAVE, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN
ROY FROM CAISTER ST EDMUND. HELLO.

FRIGGIS! THAT'S IT! FRIGGIS!

RUDDY BLOODY GOOD, ACTUALLY.

AND I SAID, "SO DO YOU, TO A NEW FACE!"

BEN, MR PARTRIDGE WAS SAYING THAT HE COULDN'T
SEE "BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS" FROM HIS BATHROOM.

DIVESTED OF ALL THE TRAPPINGS
OF THE 20TH CENTURY