..THROUGH CHILDHOOD
TO YOUR DRUG ADDICTION AND PROSTITUTION...

BUGGER!

LET'S SADDLE OUR HORSES AND GET OURSELVES
A CURLY CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE

- ALAN'S DEEP BATH..
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY DETTOL,

NO! COME BACK!

DESPITE WHAT I SAID EARLIER. AT ANY ONE TIME
I HAVE NINE BOTTLES OF WINE IN MY HOUSE.

HI, I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE AND I DRIVE A CAR,
BUT NOT LIKE THIS.

- THERE'S NO POINT IN FINISHING THE SENTENCE.
- BUT IF YOU...

TO MAKE ROOM FOR BOOKS ON COCKNEY KILLERS.

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED I'VE GOT A RADIO SHOW TO DO,

JUST PEOPLE.

CABBAGES. DON'T LIKE CABBAGES AT ALL.
LET'S GET THROUGH THIS LOT.

GOT THEM HERE, GOT THEM HERE! RIGHT, OK.

COULD BE BRIAN MAY.

LOOK, ALAN, IT'S TOO LATE TO CANCEL... I'M SORRY.

- CROSSED WIRES.
- SHALL WE GO TO APACHE?

- MICHAEL! MICHAEL!
- THAT'S HOW IT ENDS.

A PINT OF LAGER.