YOU THREW A MONKEY IN THE SEA?

THEY'D LIKE YOU TO JUDGE
THE VEGETABLE COMPETITION.

WAS HE BORN IN A WHEELCHAIR?
NOT SURE WHAT I MEANT BY THAT.

- TAKE ME TO BONO'S HOUSE.
- YOU WANT TO GO TO BONO'S HOUSE? OK.

WHERE DO THEY GET THESE MEN FROM?

I TAPED THAT DOCUMENTARY FOR YOU.
"THE WORLD'S WORST STORMS."

MORE BAD NEWS, I'M AFRAID. THE ACTRESS
PLAYING YOUR WIFE CAN'T DO THE FILMING TODAY.

SORRY I'M LATE. I MEAN, I KNOW I'M NOT LATE.
I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT LATE.

- YOU DO KNOW WHO I AM?
- NO,

OH, MY GOD!

BUTTON MUSHROOMS - BINGO.
BLACK PUDDING - SNAP.

- LEAVE THE THEATRE OF CONFLICT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

NO, YOU COMPLETE CRETIN, I'M JUST CONTRIBUTING TO THIS FARCE.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF?

- SELLS PIES, ANTI-FREEZE.
- YEAH, IT'S GOT ONE OF THOSE.

I'LL WALK YOU TO YOUR LEXUS.

OH, HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO FERNANDO PARTRIDGE, PLEASE.

(BUZZING)

IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT DONE BEFORE.