WHY HAVE YOU GOT BISCUITS
SELLOTAPED TO YOUR FACE?

OR DO YOU GENUINELY LIKE ME, SEX-WISE?

GOOD CALL. MICHAEL! OH, YOU'RE THERE.

YEAH. I'D HAVE THAT THREE TIMES A DAY IF I COULD,
BUT I'D BE DEAD.

THAT'S SORT OF A DEVELOPMENT OF WHAT HE SAID,
BUT IT'S FINE TO JOIN IN.

- MDF'S BANNED IN AMERICA.
- SO'S THAT.

- LYNN, I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.
- BUT YOU DO HAVE TO MAKE SUBSTANTIAL SAVINGS.

AND IT'S SIGNED BY BONO.

IF I HAVE TO PUT BACK MY ROGER WITH SONJA AGAIN,
I'LL BE FIT TO BURST.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- A BUILD-UP OF FATTY DEPOSITS OVER THE BELT LINE.

AND I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS OF WOMEN IN BIKINIS
BEING HOSED DOWN IN CAR PARKS.

- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?

ALL RIGHT. GOODNIGHT, ALAN.

A LOT OF THEM DON'T, AND IT'S FANS
LIKE US THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE.

DAN. SIR DANSWORTH OF MOODYSHIRE!

IT'S EQUIDISTANT BETWEEN LONDON AND NORWICH.

FOR A BRITISH HOLIDAY WITH A DIFFERENCE ON A
BOAT, ALWAYS CHOOSE HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS,

- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
- TRIED TO OUT-DANCE A COMPUTER. IMPOSSIBLE.