AND PRESS ON YOUR CHEST
WHAT YOU'RE TYING TO SAY.

WE COULD CALL IT
"AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE

SOD OFF!

YOU SAY TOM-AR-TO, I SAY TOM-AY-TO.

GOOD CALL. MICHAEL! OH, YOU'RE THERE.

SORRY. COUPLE OF GREMLINS
IN THE SYSTEM. GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE.

AS WE ALWAYS SAY AT DANTE FIRES,
WHAT IS THE BURNING ISSUE?

(BARKS)

- PARTY BAG.
- OH, THANK YOU. BYE BYE.

I KNOW WHEN I'M BEING LIED TO.
I'VE BEEN LIED TO A LOT.

(THEY HONK)

LYNN! LYNN!

- ALL RIGHT.
- GREAT.

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, LYNN.
SHALL WE MOVE THROUGH TO THE CONFERENCE AREA?

CABBAGES. DON'T LIKE CABBAGES AT ALL.
LET'S GET THROUGH THIS LOT.

- YES,
- IN WHICH CASE YOU MIGHT BE A FULL MOON.

USEFUL STUFF.

I THINK I'D BE MORE PREOCCUPIED
BY THE FACT I WAS ENCOUNTERING A TALKING SNAKE.