OH, GOD.

AS MUCH AS YOU CAN EAT FOR
I'VE GOT A SCAM GOING WITH A BIG PLATE.

THEY PUT THESE IN MY ROOM EVERY DAY.
THEY KNOW I'M A MAN!

YOU'VE GOT TO MOW THE LAWN, WASH THE CAR,

WOULD YOU LIKE A SECOND SERIES
OF YOUR CHAT SHOW?

L WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE WENT
AND OPENED UP HER CHEST,

- IT'S LIKE CARS, THIS.
- THAT'S RIGHT.

I MEAN, I JUST DON'T WANT TO KISS,
I WANT TO GO THE WHOLE WAY.

I THINK PEOPLE ARE SAYING,

ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT SAY LIFE BEGINS AT 4O.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AMERICAN THINGS?
- A BIT FULL OF THEMSELVES.

THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD IDEA
IF I HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT

- I'M FROM DUBLIN. NOT IN DUBLIN.
- BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU MAKE THEM.

- CAN I TAKE THAT FOR YOU?
- OH, HOW VERY THOUGHTFUL.

WE'RE ON A SUBMARINE. TWO SAILORS
HAVE A GAME OF CHESS. THE CUPS START WOBBLING.

CAUSING A LITTLE CONCERN
FOR THESE LOCAL FARMERS I CHATTED TO,

DONALD FROM HEMSBY HAS E-MAILED US TO SAY,

SO DRAW, HOLD, FIX AND FIRE
AND THEN MOVE AND FIRE