HMM! A NICE BIG THICK SLICE OF THIN LIZZY.

THAT'LL PROBABLY BE A LOT OF TROUBLE, WON'T IT?

YOU'RE NOT JUST SEXY,
YOU'RE ALSO A VERY GOOD...FAN CLUB MEMBER.

# JET

TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE,
IT'S 11 TIMES THE POPULATION OF HEMSBY.

- WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR FINGERS?
- THEY'RE TUNGSTEN-TIPPED SCREWS.

YOU'RE NOT PUSHING THEM HARD ENOUGH.
PRETEND I'M A CUSTOMER.

GOOD AFTERNOON.
(MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN)

DO YOU WANT A LIFT TO THE CAB RANK?

EXACTLY HOW MUCH DO YOU TEACHERS EARN?

I HELP DISABLED PEOPLE SET UP BUSINESSES...

AND THAT CUSHION EFFECT ON THE FACE.

I CAN DO A WHALE. OOOH!

YOU MUST HAVE PRESSED
THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "YES".

MORE BAD NEWS, I'M AFRAID. THE ACTRESS
PLAYING YOUR WIFE CAN'T DO THE FILMING TODAY.

YOU'RE CHEERFUL CONSIDERING
IT'S THE FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR MOTHER'S DEATH.

THERE WILL BE NO TELEPHONE CLUEDO TODAY

HELLO, SUE. IT'S ALAN.