SECURITY THERE IS TERRIBLE.
THEY'D PROBABLY LET YOU IN.
WHICH I HAPPEN TO THINK IS VERY GOOD. I MEAN,
IT'S NOT FIVE-STAR, BUT IT'S CERTAINLY COMPETITIVE.
AND THE REST ARE IN A SHOE BOX
WHICH I THREW OFF A FERRY.
I THINK YOU'VE GOT A VIVID IMAGINATION.
VALENTINE'S DAY TODAY, EH? LOVE IS IN THE AIR.
NO.
OR BITCH, MIGHT BE A LADY.
HELLO. OH, HIYA!
CHAMPION!
- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
- TRIED TO OUT-DANCE A COMPUTER. IMPOSSIBLE.
ANYWAY, THEN HE PUTS ON HIS UNDERPANTS
AND HIS SKI SUIT AND HE STARTS SKIING.
- BYE.
- BYE.
SO...BOUNCING BACK.
OH, FORGET IT!
- JANE.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
COMPLETELY WIPED OUT.
(ALAN) GO, GO, GO, GO. START THE CAR.
- WHY DID YOU THINK IT SAID THE REST?
- I MUST HAVE DREAMT IT.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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