- IT'S ANOTHER CRANK CALL.
- IS IT?

DO YOU THINK THAT'S ALL RIGHT?
NOT TOO SENTIMENTAL? EXCELLENT.

- JESUS WAS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST.
- WAS HE? JESUS WASN'T BROWN.

I COULDN'T STAY THERE AFTER THAT.

LYNN. I'M ON GOD'S SIDE.
I CAN'T STAND THE DEVIL. HE'S BANG OUT OF ORDER.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S A BANK HOLIDAY.
- I HAD TO DO THOSE DODGY FLOOR JOISTS.

OK. LET'S RECAP. DRAW THE GUN FROM THE HOLSTER,

- WE DON'T WANT A CLOWN, ALAN.
- GOD, NO.

- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS...
- I LOVE THIS.

BIG BIRD.

WILL THAT SHOW UP ON MY BILL?

IT'S LIKE THE RUDYARD KIPLING POEM,
"IF". YOU KNOW THAT?

NO, JUST A PIPE OF PRINGLES, FINE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

THAT IS THE STORY.

EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KEEP HERE
COULD BE KEPT. OR NOT.

IF I'M GOING DOWN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH ME.

NO.