YES. THE BEING EARLY TRICK. MIND GAMES.

AND, BASICALLY, DO YOU AGREE

HE DOESN'T AVOID TAX, HE ONLY EVADES TAX..
NO, THE OTHER WAY ROUND. OH, SHUT UP!

SO HAVE YOU GOT A JOB?

IT IS QUITE EYE-CATCHING.

ANYONE WHO KNOWS US
MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS ME INSIDE THERE.

I THINK I'D PREFER TO ADOPT. MEN CAN THESE DAYS.

HERE'S TO THE FUTURE.

IT'S VERY CLUEDO THIS HOUSE, ISN'T IT?

IT'S 11 P.M. TIME FOR "ALAN'S LOVE ASYLUM".

OH, YES. I CAN SEE WHAT HE'S DONE NOW.
SHALL I PUT IT ON THE LIST?

GET IT OFF HER.

YOU KNOW THAT THING ABOUT NORFOLK BEING
LIKE A BREAST? CERI SAID THE A47 IS THE AREOLA!

HOW DO YOU DO?
I WAS JUST SAYING, I SELL KITCHENS,

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

WHEN I'VE CALMED DOWN
I'LL KISS HIM BETTER WHERE I STABBED HIM.

- ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
YES.

LOVELY PICTURES UP THERE OF LADS WITH BIG HAIR.