WAS HE BORN IN A WHEELCHAIR?
NOT SURE WHAT I MEANT BY THAT.

AND A COPY OF THE "DAILY EXPRESS".
OOH...IT'S A GOOD PAPER.

OR THE THIGH POCKET OF A PAIR OF COMBAT TROUSERS.

DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO PRESS THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO"?

- WHY NOT?
- THIS LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T BOUNCED BACK.

(GRUNTS)

- TELL HIM THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.
- THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.

I DON'T WANT TO BE INFAMOUS, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS.

THAT WAS ROXANNE BY THE POLICE
OR, AS THEY'RE NOW KNOWN, STING.

- YES. GOOD MORNING, ALAN...
- WHOA. LET ME FINISH.

# SUCH A COLD FINGER

SO, CHRIS, WHAT'S YOUR STRATEGY?

ALL RIGHT. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE-BYE.

A BIG HELICOPTER IN GIANT UNDERPANTS.

- I'M HAVING A BARBECUE, FANCY COMING OVER?
- I'D LOVE TO!

- YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY FRIENDS HERE...
- I'VE GOT MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU'VE GOT COWS.

HELLO, CAMP DAVID.

# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS