- I'VE ALREADY POURED HALF.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.

TELL THEM I'LL JOIN IN, AND TO SHOW
THAT I'M NOT A STICK-IN-THE-MUD

I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
YET I STILL GOT IN WITH YOU.

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED I'VE GOT A RADIO SHOW TO DO,

- NOT MY CUP OF TEA.
- WE COULD DO A BOND FILM.

- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.

WE'RE ON A SUBMARINE. TWO SAILORS
HAVE A GAME OF CHESS. THE CUPS START WOBBLING.

AND IT IS A BOOK THAT'S FULL OF JOY,

- NOT EVEN IF SHE WAS A BADGER.
- YOU HAVE TO CONTROL THEM. THEY'VE GOT TB.

THE FUNNY THING IS I'VE BEEN
IN THE BUSINESS FOR 15 YEARS,

MY POINT IS THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR THE POSITIVES IN YOUR BOOK,

HE'S NOT A CRIMINAL, BUT HE WILL GO 80 MPH ON THE
MOTORWAY IF HE WANTS TO GET SOMEWHERE QUICKLY.

AND PRESS ON YOUR CHEST
WHAT YOU'RE TYING TO SAY.

- DO YOU WANT ME TO DISCONNECT IT?
- YES.

- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?

I COULDN'T STAY THERE AFTER THAT.

NO, NO. "COOKING IN PRISON."

- WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE THE GANG?
- I SAW THEM LAST THURSDAY AT A POP CONCERT.