BLOODY HELL.

- WHAT'S HIS NAME?
- GORDON.

MR PARTRIDGE, HE SELLS KITCHENS
FOR 15 YEARS, BUT HE CAN'T COOK.

BUT WHAT IS THE BURNING ISSUE?

GOOD. WELL, THERE'LL ALWAYS BE A KETTLE ON HERE.

YOU DO THAT WITH BATTLEFIELD CASUALTIES
SO THE DOCTORS KNOW THEY'VE HAD MORPHINE.

(THEY HONK)

- IS THERE A NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH SYSTEM?
- I THINK SO.

BETTER BEING IN A FICTIONAL NIGHTCLUB
THAN IN A FICTIONAL BATH, ALAN.

- CAN I COME WITH YOU?
- NO.

- THAT WAS LOVELY.
- YES. LIKE A VERY MOVING SHEEP DIP.

WELL, THE "BIG IDEA"
IS THAT WE WANT TO PRODUCE A SHOW

AFTER YOU.
NOT YOU, LYNN. STAY HERE, GET ON THE PHONE.

AS WE ALWAYS SAY AT DANTE FIRES,
WHAT IS THE BURNING ISSUE?

WE'RE HAVING A HOEDOWN.

WELCOME ABOARD THE GOOD SHIP...MY HOUSE.

SO HOW LONG'S "LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOY"
BEEN COMING IN?

THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHERE THE IDIOT LIVES.