IT'S YOU. HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU?

SURE. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE, MR PARTRIDGE?

(LAUGHS)

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH.

THAT WAS THE POLICE
WITH "DO DO DO, DA DA DA" -

- JILL, I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO SHEATHS.
- NO WHAT?

# KNOWS WHEN HE'S KISSED HER

- IS SHE NEW?
- YES, SHE IS.

I COULD THROW MYSELF OFF THE TOP OF YOU
IF I GET DEPRESSED AGAIN!

- A TABLE FOR TWO, SIR?
- YES, PLEASE.

- IT'S A BIT MORE TASTEFUL THAN THAT.
- IT'S CALLED "TITSNADE ZOO".

PURR-OPPING UP THE BAR IN HIS FICTIONAL "NIGHTCLUB".

NOT MY WORDS, MICHAEL.
THE WORDS OF SHAKIN' STEVENS.

FOUR. NO, THREE. IT'S GOT THE PAPER TOWELS.
I LIKE THREE.

I MEAN, HOW ARE YOU COPING?

APROPOS ACHIEVING SURROUND SOUND.

I'M GOING TO GET A SPOT OF BREAKFAST.

L WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU THINK YOU EARN
THE RIGHT TO GO SWANNING OFF ON THESE LUDICROUS...