- YOU'RE NOT A COPPER.
- A CITIZEN'S ARREST.

WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL LATHER.

I AM GOING TO PRESENT A CORPORATE VIDEO
FOR HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS.

A BED OR A BIG CHAIR.

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LINK MY ARM.
WE'LL TRY AND LEAVE WITH SOME DIGNITY.

HAVE YOU GOT A BATTERY FOR AN ERICKSON?

OH, THE CAVALRY. COME ON IN.

AND I READ THE BIT
WHERE YOU PUT DRUGS UP YOUR BOTTOM.

(KNOCKING)
OH, GOOD, GREAT.

BECAUSE OF A THREAT OF A COURT INJUNCTION
FROM THE MAKERS OF CLUEDO. IT'S 6.58 A.M.

I'VE MADE YOU A HELICOPTER LANDING PAD.

LET'S START WITH SOME PETTING.

ALAN, I WANT YOU BACK ON THE TELLY.

ONE, PRESUMABLY YOU THINK I'M A BIT ODD
AND YOU'D LIKE TO LEAVE NOW.

- HOW'S UM...THE DRUMMER?
- THE DRUMMER IS FINE.

THE ACCOUNTANTS SAY THAT SINCE YOU'VE
DEFINITELY NOT GOT A SECOND SERIES FROM THE BBC,

SWEET FEET. OOH!

I'LL TELL YOU AN ANECDOTE!