NO, THANKS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SEX FESTIVAL.

- NO. YOU PULL YOUR FOOT OFF.
- MINE'S NOT ON THE SPIKE!

YEAH. WAYNE SLEEP.

THEY WERE DEVELOPED IN THE LATE '60S, EARLY '70S,

GOOD. GOT MY FUNGAL FOOT POWDER?

- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO THINK?
- NO.

SORT OF LEAN ON THE WALL.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT - YOU FARMERS,
YOU DON'T LIKE OUTSIDERS, DO YOU?

BUT I DIDN'T KILL HIM, THAT WAS THE TRAGEDY,
I HAD TO GO BACK AND FINISH HIM OFF WITH A JACK.

SORRY I'M LATE.
HAD TO HAVE A SHOWER. GOT A BIT CLAMMY.

"I DON'T KNOW. I'M BEING BAPTISED."
"DOWN YOU GO AGAIN."

I THOUGHT IT'D BE EROTIC.

- THERE'S TEA IN THE POT.
- OH, GOOD.

JUST POP YOUR ELBOW ON THERE...

- IT KILL YOU?
- IT'S CHOLESTEROL. SCOTTISH PEOPLE EAT IT.

OK, EITHER THAT OR THE FINGERPRINTS, EH?

HE'S A MENTALIST!

HE GAVE A TALK TO OUR SIXTH-FORMERS.