MICHAEL DID SOMETHING SIMILAR LAST NIGHT
AND HE'S VERY HAPPY.

HOW CAN YOU SET FIRE TO YOUR HANDS?

I'M NEVER GOING TO USE THEM.

EAT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE,
BUT FROM AN EIGHT-INCH PLATE.

THEY START OFF THE SIZE OF MINI FRISBEES,
AND THEY END UP LIKE ACTUAL-SIZE PARACETAMOL.

I ADMIRE YOU TEACHERS. YOU'RE VERY HEROIC
TO DO WHAT YOU DO FOR SUCH RUBBISH MONEY.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- YOU'RE SACKED, TOO.

MY WIFE AND I FOUND IT OFFERS
THE KIND OF LUXURY AND COMFORT

I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST IN MY CLASS, ACTUALLY.

YEAH. IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT, WASN'T IT?

- COULD I HAVE A SANDWICH, PLEASE?
- YES.

THE WOMAN WITH THE OLD TADGER...

..MAMMARY GLANDS.

- SORRY?
- GOOD MORNING.

THAT'S A MILLION POUNDS!

- MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD, SIR!
- AT EASE, YOU'RE NOT IN THE ARMY ANY MORE!

I'D JUST STARTED MY SPEECH
WHEN THE HEAVENS OPENED.

HELLO. OH, HIYA!