(LIFT BELL)
LOOK. IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF
IN A SITUATION WITH A CONCEALED WEAPON...
THAT'S THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.
ONE SMALL BAILEYS, PLEASE.
"LET'S HAVE A BIT OF RED." "LET'S HAVE
A BIT OF WHITE." "OOH, THAT'S A SNAZZY BOUQUET."
- I JUST NEED SOME WATER.
- BYE, ALAN.
GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR.
COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE EN-SUITE BATHROOM
WITH THE LEAD PIPE. BATTERED.
HOVER OVER
ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING FAMILIES ON BIKES
-..AND WHO LEFT THIS COFFEE CUP HERE?
- SORRY, I MEANT TO CLEAN IT LAST NIGHT.
YEAH. WE ALL SWEAT. I USED TO SWEAT LIKE A ZOO.
OH, GOD, YEAH.
WE'RE TAKING E-MAILS ON THAT TONIGHT,
STARTING WITH MIKE WHO'S 24.
MOBILE PHONE NOT HURT TOO MUCH. IS ONLY SMALL.
YOU CAN DROWN IN A CUP OF COFFEE.
OR IS IT AN INCH OF WATER? AAAGH!
FANTASTIC. THAT IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE!
I HAVEN'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND ANY MORE.
WHAT SHALL I DO?
WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE VOLCANO THAT OPENS UP
AND THERE'S ALL CHINKIES JUMPING DOWN?
David Mitchell - Thinking About It Only Makes It Worse
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