- HELLO, JILL.
- WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED?

I'VE GOT YOUR KIDS, DAN.

GOOD. WELL, THERE'LL ALWAYS BE A KETTLE ON HERE.

(PHONE RINGS)

THIS IS THE LOBBY. I LIKE TO READ
THE SUNDAY PAPERS IN HERE.

INSURANCE. AND, NO OFFENCE, LYNN...

YOUR HEAD LOOSENS FROM YOUR TORSO
AND BOBS INTO THE DISTANCE,

- WELL...
- TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN BY "WATERSPORTS".

HENRY VIII. HE WAS A SHIT.

STAY STILL.

HELLO, CAROL, HOW ARE YOU?

OH, CURRY'S, GREAT.

YES, I DO.

I LOVE BRAVE PEOPLE.
SIR DONALD CAMPBELL. EVEL KNIEVEL.

EAT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE,
BUT FROM AN EIGHT-INCH PLATE.

THE CRITICISM BOUNCED OFF HIM LIKE WATER OFF...

FEW OF THEM MAKE 60.
WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN MY "DAILY MAIL"?

WELCOME TO TAPE TWO
OF "LET GO WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE",