- I STARTED ON CRACK.
- THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRACKLING?
YES. CAN YOU HOLD THESE?
CARD WITH A HANDSHAKE?
I USED TO DO THAT, BUT KEPT GETTING IT WRONG.
SOPHIE, DID YOU GET YOUR CHOCOLATE ORANGE? I GOT
YOU DARK CHOCOLATE BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE MILK.
- YES.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- THAT SOUNDS DEPRESSING.
- JUST THE PETROL, THEN?
THAT'S RIGHT, ALAN.
THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING. WE'RE REVAMPING
THIS SHOW. I'M LOOKING FOR A CO-PRESENTER.
I'M NOT HAGGLING.
I WAS TYING TO PAY YOU A COMPLIMENT,
MICHAEL'S IN CHARGE OF OUR INTERNET COMPUTER.
# BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE THE WORLD AND ALL IT'S GOT
SOMETIMES I USED TO LIKE SITTING HERE LIKE THIS...
WAITING FOR SONJA.
MORNING...
# BUT STILL THEY COME. #
- HOW MUCH IS THAT?
- THAT'LL BE
I'VE GOT SOME STUFF FOR YOUR BEDROOM.
HAVE YOU DECIDED WHICH ROOM IT'S GOING TO BE?
HAVE YOU TAMPERED WITH THE WRAPPING?
YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS?
OR DO YOU GENUINELY LIKE ME, SEX-WISE?
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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