"WHILE OVERTAKING NATIONAL EXPRESS COACHES
CAN BECOME A LONG, DRAWN-OUT AFFAIR."

I WANT A SECOND SERIES.

A SANITARY BAG?!

INTERESTING, BECAUSE YOU DO SOUND
LIKE A BADDIE IN A JAMES BOND FILM.

- ALL RIGHT, AL?
- AAGH!

- VERY WELL, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M FINE.

TESTICULAR. ALWAYS GOT TO CHECK FOR EXTRA LUMPS.

- THANKS FOR MY DEDICATION THIS MORNING.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

THERE'S A LOVELY PHRASE WHERE IT SAYS,
"BOATING APPEALS TO BOTH FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALIKE".

THEY'VE GOT SOME GOATS' CHEESE OUT THERE.

BIG FEET REMIND ME OF GAMMON.

LYNN, I RECKON 4O-45 MINUTES. HOW LONG?

YOU ONCE CANED ME FOR HAVING A CHALK PENIS
DRAWN ON THE BACK OF MY BLAZER.

CASH IN HAND? IT'S NOT A PHRASE WE LIKE.

- HELLO, MICHAEL. DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE?
- OH, NO. IT'S NICE TO HAVE COMPANY.

- ALAN.
- OH! I'M CONFUSED.

MY?

"
THAT SOUNDS DISCONCERTINGLY VAGUE.