GREAT. WELL, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

- THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, ALAN.
- THAT'S WHAT NAZI WAR CRIMINALS SAY.

(HOARSELY) OH, LADY-BOYS!

IT'S SURPRISING, REALLY,
CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

ANYWAY... WHERE WAS I OR IS L? IS...WAS... ISWAS.
"TISWAS". WHO REMEMBERS "TISWAS"?

PEOPLE BOUNCE BACK.
DENNIS HOPPER, ROIF HARRIS... THERE ARE OTHERS.

SUE FROM PASTON WANTS TO SIT DOWN
WITH HOTPOT AND RED CABBAGE

FOUR YEARS AGO,
SUSAN LOST HER HAND IN A CAKE-CUTTING MACHINE.

LOADS OF WOMEN TALKING BLABBERING CRAP?

THAT WAS GREAT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING.

- YOU'RE SEXY, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
- JAMES BOND DOESN'T LIVE IN A CARAVAN.

SONJA, I'LL HANDLE THIS.
GO AND SIT IN THE STATIC HOME.

I'VE ALREADY DONE SOMETHING FOR THEM.
I DID AN AFTER-DINNER WITH BILL ODDIE.

WOULD IT BE RUDE TO STOP LISTENING
TO YOU AND SPEAK TO SOMEBODY ELSE?

- YOU COULD WEAR IT OR FLOSS WITH IT!
- OR SLICE CHEESE WITH IT!

SO ANY FANATICS WOULD BE PUT OFF AITOGETHER

MR PARTRIDGE? WE'RE FROM THE INLAND REVENUE.

IN THE BEST CHAPTER,
I TALK ABOUT WHEN I GORGED ON TOBLERONE