FANTASTIC. THAT IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE!

MICHAEL, I WAS JUST SAYING TO SUSAN.
BIT OF A JOB FOR YOU.

THREE WORDS.

JET FROM "GLADIATORS" TO HOST
A MILLENNIUM BARN DANCE AT YEOVIL AERODROME.

MICHAEL, CHANGE THAT TO
"AN AFTERNOON WITH JUST ALAN PARTRIDGE".

YOU SAY TOM-AR-TO, I SAY TOM-AY-TO.

HIT YOUR TARGETS OR YOU'LL BE FIRED.

FINE. SQUEEZE A DOUBLE BED IN
AND I CAN OPEN THE DOOR AND STEP ONTO THE BED.

NOW YOU'VE GOT "NORFOLK'S MADDEST MAN"!

THEY TOOK THE TECHNOLOGY
FROM NASA BASICALLY, WHICH IS EXTRAORDINARY.

IT'S MAY.

JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I FIND IT DIFFICULT...

I'VE BEEN WANTING A WORD WITH YOU ABOUT LYNN.
I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU TREAT HER.

- BUT YOU HAVE.
- I KNOW!

RIGHT, DRY-SKIN CREAM.

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT TO POP THAT IN THE BIN?

PROBABLY DESIGNED
BY THE PERSON WHO DID THE TABLE.