I'M VERY GRATEFUL YOU'VE COME OVER.

I TAPED THAT DOCUMENTARY FOR YOU.
"THE WORLD'S WORST STORMS."

THEY USE KETAMINE TO TRANQUILLISE THE HORSE
AND THEN EXTRACT THE HORSE'S SEMEN.

THAT'S ALL YOU'LL BE DRIVING SINCE YOUR BAN.

IT'S NOT ME. HAVE I GOT A PIERCED NAVEL?

- IT'S SO DEPRESSING, ISN'T IT?
- AYE.

- ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
YES.

JOIN IN, THEN.

- PARTY BAG.
- OH, THANK YOU. BYE BYE.

THIS COMING FROM THE MAN
WHO ONCE GAVE AWAY A CD

OH, I FORGOT TO SAY. I AM SO A CHRISTIAN.

WELL, THE "BIG IDEA"
IS THAT WE WANT TO PRODUCE A SHOW

AND THIS IS BLUE OYSTER CULT
FROM THE ALBUM "AGENTS OF FORTUNE".

- UNLESS THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU FANCY.
- EEEER!

- YOU SHOULD SACK YOUR PR PEOPLE.
- WE HAVE.

- ALL RIGHT, ALAN?
- ALL RIGHT...

SO WHY NOT GET YOUR ARSES DOWN
TO THE SPICE MUSEUM IN LONG STANTON?"

WHY DON'T I BOOK IT NOW
AND YOU CAN ALWAYS CANCEL LATER.