BILL.

OH, GREAT. WILL YOU COME AND SEE
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW NEXT WEEKEND?

THAT'S TOO HIGH.

VERY LAID-BACK PETROL STATION, THIS.
YOU COULD HAVE SOFAS IN HERE.

SORRY.

OUT POPS THE VAMPIRE...
COUNT DAVULA OF CLIFTONVANIA.

AYE.

- HOW MANY BEDROOMS HAS IT GOT?
- FIVE.

PROGRAMMES ABOUT STORMS? GET A LIFE.

- I JUST NEED SOME WATER.
- BYE, ALAN.

RIGHT. I MEAN, HE'S DEFINITELY DEAD?

I WALKED OUT AFTER FIVE MINUTES.
IT WAS DEMEANING.

EXCELLENT. I'VE DONE MY HOMEWORK.
WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?

SO, I SUPPOSE IF YOU WERE GOING
TO EXECUTE A BIRD OF PREY,

AND I'M THINKING ABOUT IT IN MY BLOCK
THAT YOU MAY KNOCK OFF.

THE OTHER ONE BURNT DOWN.

DON'T CRY, EARS!
YOU'RE ON THE SIDE OF A LOVELY HEAD!

I'M STEVE BENNETT. I'M THE DIRECTOR
OF THE "HAMILTON'S WATER BREAK" VIDEO.