- ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE AN OFFER?
- OH, YES, OF COURSE.

YOU'RE HANGING AROUND WITH A MAN
WHO USES A COLLECTIVE TERM FOR A SINGLE VEHICLE.

- CAN I INTRODUCE MY PA LYNN?
- HELLO.

IT'LL BE AN END TO ALL THAT LONDON CRAP -
BIG BEN TEDDY BEARS. YOU HATE LONDON.

YOU CAN IF YOU ANGLE THE MIRROR BY THE DOOR.
DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU?

RIGHT, SONJA. LET'S SORT THIS TIMETABLE OUT.

CAN I JUST SHOCK YOU? I LIKE WINE.

GOT THEM HERE, GOT THEM HERE! RIGHT, OK.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- THE VERY SAME. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

I'VE GOT TO POP UP TO CHORISTERS
AND GET THE PA.

- MY FATHER WAS VERY DISTANT...
- DID HE LIVE IN A DIFFERENT WING?

AND THEY'RE LOOKING DOWN
ON ALL THE OTHER LITTLE CHICKENS

AND YOU!

GETTING A BIT CROWDED NOW. LIKE LONDON.

NO. TEX. SHORT FOR TERRY AND TEXAS AND THAT.

BUT MY NOSTRILS WERE CLEAR.

WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES ON THE BANQUETTE.

- THAT SOUNDS DEPRESSING.
- JUST THE PETROL, THEN?