OR, AS THE AMERICANS SAY, "FI-I-IVE."

NOT LIKE THOSE MASSIVE STEPHEN KING BOOKS.
THEY SHOULD BE ON WHEELS.

HE'S IN BANGKOK, AND THE PROSTITUTES ARE SAYING
HOW MUCH, AND HE'S GOING, "I'M NOT PAYING THAT".

- WE CAN STOP AT THE PETROL STATION.
- HOW IS YOUR GEORDIE MATE?

HAVE YOU SEEN THE FILM "THE CRYING GAME"?

I'VE MADE YOU A HELICOPTER LANDING PAD.

CALLED UK CONQUEST.

IN YOUR CASE, IT WAS BRAVO 6-O.

NO. I'LL STICK WITH IT, MAN.

ERROR TWO..

- I'M MONICA. THIS IS CATHERINE.
- HI.

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN THE BARRACKS.

THE SECURITY IS TERRIBLE. I ACTUALLY BOOKED
THE ROOM UNDER THE NAME OF THE REAL IRA.

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- I'M WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT TRIADS.

THIS IS A GOOD MURDER WEAPON
BECAUSE YOU COULD BEAT THEM TO DEATH,

AAGH!

ALAN, THERE'S SOME NICE HOUSES AROUND HERE.

WHEN I'VE CALMED DOWN
I'LL KISS HIM BETTER WHERE I STABBED HIM.