THINGS HAVE TO BE COMPARTMENTALISED, ALAN.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN THIS DRAWER YOU...

- NO.
- LET IT GO.

JUST TYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY.

YEAH. THE IMMERSION HEATER?

- WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
- I'M LAUGHING AT THE BURNING ISSUE JOKE.

LYNN, WHEN YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT GOING TO SKIBBEREEN AS A CHILD.

OH, MY GOD! TONY HAYERS IS DEAD.

I'LL TAKE IT. I'LL TAKE IT.

- ALAN?
- THAT WAS QUICK.

I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
L HOST "NORFOLK NIGHTS" ON RADIO NORWICH

I'M HAVING A POP AT THE UNDEAD.

I'M ALL RIGHT NOW.

HE'S FED UP - NOT BECAUSE HE CAN'T
SEE HIS REFLECTION, BUT BECAUSE HE CAN!

THEY COULD AFFORD TO EAT IN A MODEST RESTAURANT.

- ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
- YOU'VE HAD MORPHINE.

BRILLIANT STORY TO TELL.
I WAS IN THE COFFEE SHOP WHERE I WORK.

THERE IS TO BE NO SECOND SERIES, AND I'VE
LISTENED TO YOUR IDEAS, I'VE LISTENED TO THEM ALL,

JUST JOSHING. HAVE YOU PUT T'CORPSE UNDER T'PATIO?