HOW DO YOU DO?
I WAS JUST SAYING, I SELL KITCHENS,

SHE REMEMBERED, GREAT!

SO I DON'T THINK YOU'LL MISS ME.

THERE'S A DEMONSTRATION MODEL
TIED TO THE CHAIR BY THAT WOMAN.

CATCH THE TRAIN TO LONDON
STOPPING AT REJECTION, DISAPPOINTMENT,

SO THEY CAN ONLY BE IDENTIFIED
BY REFERENCE TO THEIR DENTAL RECORDS?

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THIS PROTRUSION
IS A GOOD OR BAD THING.

IRONIC, REALLY. HE WORKED
IN TELEVISION HIS WHOLE LIFE

- I'LL HAVE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.
- THAT'S GOOD.

BREATH OF FRESH AIR?!

IT'S JUST AN ARMY SAYING. GIVE US ANOTHER ONE.

I USED TO ENJOY SITTING HERE LIKE THIS.
OR LIKE THIS. SOMETIMES I'D LEAN FORWARD.

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

GO ON, LYNN LASS!

THAT WAS OAP - OLD ALAN PARTRIDGE.

HANDS OFF YOUR COCKS
AND ON WITH YOUR SOCKS... OH.

SHE SAYS,
"WOULD YOU DRIVE US HOME... TO CARDIFF?"

WHICH CELEBRITY YOU'D SPEND A BANK HOLIDAY WITH
AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO.