- YES, MARVELLOUS.
- THIS BOX ARRIVED FOR YOU.

AND THE BIGGEST BOWL OF ALPEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

I'M JOKING, OF COURSE IT'S NOT,

- IF THAT'LL HELP THINGS.
- YES, YES.

SOMETHING WHICH JONI
SINGULARLY FAILS TO POINT OUT.

I'M ALL RIGHT WITH THE SCRUMPY!

I'M TAKING THIS TABLE BACK. IT'S BLOODY USELESS.

THIS CHEMICAL TOILET IS A SANIFLO 33.

AMAZING. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

"WITH SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST STAR, SUE COOK."

ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE A TALK ON WEDNESDAY EVENING?

"LORD OF THE RINGS", "OF THE DANCE"
OR "OF THE FLIES". THAT'S TONIGHT'S "HOT TOPIC".

WHERE WE CAN BUY ANYTHING FROM PLIMSOLLS
TO POSTERS OF FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD STARS,

STOP TALKING ABOUT AMERICAN THINGS
AND LET'S WATCH THE BEST FILM EVER MADE.

(80'S STYLE SYNTHESISER MUSIC)

I GOT THEM FROM A CYCLING TEST CENTRE.

THEY REMIND ME OF DEATH.