"FLATLEY, MY DEAR, I DON'T RIVERDANCE....
GIVE A DAMN."

FUNNY WORLD.

MAYBE YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT
WITH A WIFE OR AN OLD FLAME.

YES.

NO, YOU COMPLETE CRETIN, I'M JUST CONTRIBUTING TO THIS FARCE.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF?

HALF AND HALF.

- DID HE LEAVE A MESSAGE?
- NO.

- I DON'T THINK IT'S ANYTHING TO DO WITH CLASS.
- AND THE PLUMS HAVE MUTATED AND HAVE BEAKS.

I THINK I MADE A COMPLAINT ABOUT YOU
AND YOU'RE PURSUING A VENDETTA,

MAYBE IF IT WAS VIBRATING PHONE,
IT WOULD BE QUITE PLEASANT!

- IT IS VERY NICE.
- I'M SORRY.

THEY'VE LEFT IT OUT FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS
SO IT'S HAD A CHANCE TO BREATHE.

BUT STRESS LIKE THIS JUST WON'T
GO AWAY AND IT HAS TO BE COMBATED.

GET IT OFF HER.

I REMEMBER HE CAME HOME FROM WORK
ONE NIGHT VERY EXCITED, AND HE...

9 A.M., "DOCTOR NO". BREAK FOR A PEE.

OOOH, SEX!

EUROPE, CONSPIRACY THEORIES, WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU JUST EAT CRISPS. THINGS LIKE THAT.