TODAY IS PURELY
A STRAIGHTFORWARD RANDOM INVESTIGATION.

WOULD YOU LIKE A SECOND SERIES
OF YOUR CHAT SHOW?

ON THE PHONE GOING,
"A WHOLE SUBMARINE? YOU'RE JOKING?

WHICH WAS ONE OF HER COMPLICATIONS AT THE END.

# JET

- CAN YOU GO OUTSIDE?
- ALL RIGHT.

YOU'VE COME ALL THIS WAY,
AND I THINK YOU'RE BEING A BIT NEGATIVE.

BECAUSE A SPINAL COLUMN WOULD FIT IN A BAGUETTE.

ACTUALLY, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
IT'S A RATHER DELICATE MATTER.

- CHRIS?
- OH, ALAN.

(SINGS BADLY)

- JUST LET OFF IN A TAX INSPECTRESS'S FACE.
- LET OFF?

- IS THIS MAKING YOU FEEL BETTER?
- NOT REALLY, NO.

- NO. I'D SAY, "YOU LOOK VERY NICE."
- EXACTLY. YOU'D SAY, "YOU LOOK NICE, JOHN."

WHAT, ON THE ROOF?

UM, I WANT TO GO AND TALK TO HIM OVER THERE.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT JUST SPICES.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SPICE TRADE.