- YOU ENJOYED THAT.
- (MACHINE-GUN NOISE)

AND INSIDE THESE SHEDS
ARE TWENTY-FOOT-HIGH CHICKENS

I BET THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES YOU COPPED HOLD OF!

PUT IT ON AN HOUR BEFORE,
BOB'S YOUR UNCLE, YOU'VE GOT A DEEP BATH.

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE
HE DIDN'T CREATE ADAM AND STEVE.

THERE'S NO WINE IN IT

I HEAR THAT ALL THE UNSOLD COPIES
ARE BEING BUNDLED INTO THE BACK OF A TRUCK

WHO HAPPEN TO PRODUCE "BOOB OLYMPICS",
"THE EUROVISION THONG CONTEST"

OH, ANYTHING REALLY, YOU KNOW.
FRANK SINATRA. KURT COBAIN.

I GOT THEM FROM A CYCLING TEST CENTRE.

YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF...

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A ROSE FOR THE LADY?
IT'S

OH, IT'S A DEAD END.

OH, MY GOD! TONY HAYERS IS DEAD.

GOODBYE, MARY. TRAFFIC.

WHAT AN APPALLING THING TO SAY.
YOU'VE PUT ME IN AN INVIDIOUS POSITION.

THERE'S DID-HEAD

"FROM ALAN PARTRIDGE."