- YOU SHOULD SEND IT TO THE FAN CLUB.
- I ALREADY HAVE.

THANK YOU.

- ARE THEY REPAIRABLE?
- I'LL JUST CHECK.

PROGRAMMES ABOUT STORMS? GET A LIFE.

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

- YOU'RE MAD, YOU ARE!
- I KNOW, I AM A BIT MAD.

I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATER.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE HAD FOR BREAKFAST
PRESUMABLY AN INFECTED SPINAL COLUMN IN A BAP.

- MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD, SIR!
- AT EASE, YOU'RE NOT IN THE ARMY ANY MORE!

HELLO, ALAN. CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE YOUR RADIO SHOW?

THAT'S THE GENIUS OF ITS LOCATION.

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".

HELLO. THE GENTLEMEN
FROM THE CORPORATE VIDEO ARE ON THEIR WAY.

THAT DOESN'T WORK.

- ALL RIGHT?
- JOHN.

"THE EAGLE HAS LANDED."

- HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DRINKING?
- THREE-QUARTERS OF AN HOUR.

DAN!