I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST IN MY CLASS, ACTUALLY.

I THINK YOU'VE HAD
JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK,

- OH, IT'S PARTRIDGE.
- HELLO, MICHAEL.

- HOW DID IT GO?
- YOU KNOW, UP AND DOWN.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THREE MINUTES?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THAT FARMERS ENCOUNTER FROM ARMCHAIR PUNDITS
WHO FORGET TO THINK BEFORE THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH.

TODAY IS PURELY
A STRAIGHTFORWARD RANDOM INVESTIGATION.

MICHAEL.

THEY'RE TRAINED AND VERY RIGHT-WING.

WHERE'S THE ROAD?

I ADMIRE YOU TEACHERS. YOU'RE VERY HEROIC
TO DO WHAT YOU DO FOR SUCH RUBBISH MONEY.

OK. I'M GOING TO MISS THIS CARAVAN.

WHY DON'T WE TAKE THESE TO YOUR ROOM?

HE HAS A NEW BABY BOY, JOSHUA,
AND HIS DAUGHTER HAS JUST STARTED SCHOOL.

THE ONION MYSTERY. THE ONION MURDERS.

"AND I SAW SOME GRAFFITI THAT SAID,

I TELL THEM MY BOYFRIEND IS GOOD FRIEND WITH BONO.